Meat and Veg

...so to speak.

I've had a few discussions (via email) over the last few days with some readers of my stories. That's not unusual. What is strange is that a number of them seemed to cover the same ground.

Girls, for some reason, like to tell me things. I'm happy about that. I like to listen. :-)

I'm also very quiet about what I hear. I might tell you some details, but never enough that you could even try to work out where the details come from. Anyway, it's like this.

Lots of ladies/girls/women like to masturbate. No surprise there, thankfully. Hell, I encourage them. Lots of them do it different ways, but just of late, I've had a lot of people tell me how they like to masturbate with something foreign pushed firmly inside them.

Not a vibrator, or a dildo as such. Not a hairbrush, or anything like that. But stick with that shape, and visit the produce section. Yeah, that's it. Vegetables.

Why oh why are girls putting veges where the meat usually goes? :-)

Is it an underground movement? A group of unbearably frustrated females banding together to get group orgasm? it seems not, because generally speaking they would never dream of discussing it with one another. Nope. They tell me though. :-)

So is there any consistency? Any common denominator? Yep. Carrots and bananas are common, but by far the thing I hear about most are cucumbers. Short, long, wide, skinned or not, cucumber, it seems, is king.

I wonder if there should be a special section at the supermarket? Sized and graded vegetables for self abuse. Cuntcumbers, so to speak. Or perhaps cu-cum-bers.

So, has anyone got any stories for me, because, even though I searched fairly thoroughly, it seems I've never written a vege-diddling story. God only know why not! :-)